Orange and Kiwis
I went out to buy some fruit. The local groccerystore is'nt exactly "the big cheese" when it comes to fruit, it does however, have the eccencial, ORANGES! Filled with vitamin C, it's one of the top5 in my fruit list.
I looked around for a second fruit, and it came down to apples or kiwi. I felt kinda "dangerous" today, so I picked out three delicious kiwis, with my extraordinary ripe-kiwi-sensing skills, wich is kinda at the same level as my "kicking a ball 1km skill" (No... It does not exist)
But to the point... Is'nt it typical, when you see a basket of fruit, there are always the bad fruit left (is there really any GOOD fruit?). All of the fruit got some strange spots on them, colors from green, brown and in some case, blue... Then all the sudden, you see one! THE one! You throw your pale hands at it, and pick it up like it was gold. You examin it closer, THEN you spot the crap. Some evil person had planted it there with the beutiful side up, and the evil down. Of course, you want to put it back, but all the commotion have attracted the attention of a older lady, and she follows your every move. At this point, you can't put the fruit back!(?) It's just plain disgusting in the old lady's eyes. So, you swallow you'r pride and put it in the bag...
Typical? Uh-ha!
^^ Damn skippy!
I looked around for a second fruit, and it came down to apples or kiwi. I felt kinda "dangerous" today, so I picked out three delicious kiwis, with my extraordinary ripe-kiwi-sensing skills, wich is kinda at the same level as my "kicking a ball 1km skill" (No... It does not exist)
But to the point... Is'nt it typical, when you see a basket of fruit, there are always the bad fruit left (is there really any GOOD fruit?). All of the fruit got some strange spots on them, colors from green, brown and in some case, blue... Then all the sudden, you see one! THE one! You throw your pale hands at it, and pick it up like it was gold. You examin it closer, THEN you spot the crap. Some evil person had planted it there with the beutiful side up, and the evil down. Of course, you want to put it back, but all the commotion have attracted the attention of a older lady, and she follows your every move. At this point, you can't put the fruit back!(?) It's just plain disgusting in the old lady's eyes. So, you swallow you'r pride and put it in the bag...
Typical? Uh-ha!
^^ Damn skippy!
posted by Stu... at 4:35 PM
1 Comments:
kiwi har 5 gang så mye c vitamin som appelsin.
hvorfor skriver du på dårlig engelsk egentlig? hadde det ikke vært mer fornuftig og bare skrive det på norsk?
det heter forresten don't og isn't, ikke do'nt og is'nt. og det heter your ikke you'r. med mindre du prøver skrive you are som skrives you're.
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