The best of me

I’m (only) 18 y/o… But still, I feel old inside. In fact, I think I’m having my midlife crisis. Maybe it’s a sign? Maybe I won’t get older then 36 y/o… I’m currently out of work, I’ve got no education that will qualify me for a descent job, and I’m constantly thinking over what I’ve achieved in life.

1. This one time I bought the biggest water-gun in my hood… For only 80$, I was the happiest kid on the streets. This was my stupidest achievement
2. I applied for GK Mekaniske fag at Etterstad high school and got in. There I met the most interesting people I’ve ever met. And I was never happier. This was my friends achievement
3. I gave this girl a necklace for Christmas as a secret admirer in 8^th grade, but I wussed out and never told no-one. This was really my first experience in love. I kinda always knew that she knew, but I was young and naïve…
4. I have helped 5 women with their baby carriage out of the bus, and I once paid 10kr, about 1.5$ for a kid that ran out of money and wanted ice cream. This is my good deeds.
5. I’ve stayed free for religion… I have never been Christian, Buddhist, hindu or anything… This is my freedom achievement…
6. I’ve been staying healthy, don’t smoke and is getting kinda like… flexing in front of the mirror. This is my health achievement.

All along, I think I can lay down and RIP. But still… there are so many things I would have like to have done. I would like to get a fat ass car and house. I would like to finally meet a girl that wont crush my heart. Have 2-3 kids and a bunch of grandkids…
I just think that I’m not even half way there. I’m sitting here hating myself, when I’ve really got my whole life and the whole world in front of me…

Cheers guys. Live your lifes for me.